November 21, 2006

SPYKID !!

At 6:00am this morning I pressed the button for the elevator and was waiting for it to come along. Then this kid on his way to school comes up, sees me & pushes the elevator button again. Wait a sec, You see me waiting there. You see the button lit up. Do you have to push it too? You think maybe you have some special magical elevator touch? And that when you touch that button, the elevator detects your scent?

Whoa 'spykid' , thank God you came along and pushed that button for me because I’m sure the elevators thinking “This Glenn can push my button all day, but I'm gonna hang out up here for awhile until.... fuck, that's spykid! Forgive me spykid I'm coming! I'm coming!”

Anyway, we get in and the elevator starts going down. Somewhere midway, this school girl gets in and we’re on our way again. I get off the elevator and keep walking. Suddenly I remember I had parked my car closer to the emergency exit. So I turn back to get to the stairs of the emergency exit. Im walking down the stairs and see the most amusing site anyone would expect before sunrise. 'Spykid' and 'School Girl' making out !! I have to admire their courage to do that in their uniforms, at no older than 12 years and at 6:00am. Yeah, I know, making out is part of the relationship package no matter what. But I’m not in the mood for soft core porn at 6:00am in the morning, and please not at the emergency exit.

Get a room kids! I look at my neighbour 'spykid' and give him the.. ‘Give me your elevator powers or I'm gonna be telling your mom about you’ smirk. Maybe I belong to an era long gone. But I'm really wondering if its ok for kids to be making out in their uniforms before sunrise?

8 comments:

KD13 said...

hmmm... I'd say yeah it's ok. Can't help feeling sorry for the poor things. They went to all that trouble and still couldn't manage to find some privacy.

[Note to self - don't have kids. If you do, lock them up once they're 10 or tell hubby to tail them everywhere until they're 16]

Anonymous said...

What kids?!
I swear I see a middle aged man trapped in a 13 year old kid’s body when I talk to my “little” cousin.

Yeah, you do belong in a long gone era where you mature slow stages. Kids are adults shortly after they learn to walk and say a few words.

KD13 said...

My emails are bouncing back as spam.

Grrr.... if I thought it was on purpose....

Anyway, i shd be online nights as usual.

fedes said...

he he he. if that wasn't slightly disturbing (12?) it would be REALLY funny.

Yasmeen said...

They're 12, they're hormones are bound to be raging and they're human after all with feelings, let them be, let them enjoy their teenage years!

I must agree though that kids nowadays are much bolder than us older fellows!

Anonymous said...

Strange that its so in your face at 6am. Seems the universe has finally got your attention. In other words, maybe that is exactly what you need to do-find someone to make out with at sunrise.

glenn said...

Karen : Had my first crush at 8yrs. 10 is a bit too far im sure.

m_i : hehe, I totally agree.

fedes : Its ok they were making out!! but this is the Mid-east, if your caught doing that in public, the punishments are unthinkable.

yasmeen : You make me feel so old already!

anonymous : thanks for the concern. leave a name next time !!

KD13 said...

@ glenn - I had my first crush in lower kg. And then a second soon after. Oddly enough I don't remember who came first. Glen or Ryan...