KARS !!
One of the things that annoys me most is people who make their cars look really fucking stupid. You know, things like neon lights, fire that shoots out the tailpipe, a DVD player, a volleyball court, a dog kennel, a strip club, an aquarium, a speedboat. So you watched too much of The Fast & the Furious. Save us the embarasment, get a gaming console.. strap on the spoilers and nitrate. NFS now even has something called the "House of Kolor" where they show you how to paint your car in an obnoxious color.
Whatever the title was, the words were supposed to be spelled with the letter "C". Apparently, whoever was involved in the creative process for this was like, "You know what? The letter 'C' is so fucking gay. Let's man this shit up with a 'K'. Yeah, Kolor with a 'K'. When people see this, they will know not to fuk with us. when I say the word 'fuk', I'm not inkluding the letter 'C'. From this point forward, all words kontaining the letter 'C' will either be removed or replaked with a 'K'. When I get an opportunity, I will kompile a komplete list of kweer letters. Ok I think its supposed to be spelt with a 'Q'.
I hate when things are spelled wrong, which is why I urge you to tell me when you see a typo.
7 comments:
LOL!
dis is gud... Very gud infact... keep up the gud work...
konskientious_kontender : Thanks !!
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u r welKome...!
I got this fwd today and coincidently it kinda goes with your post.
so here goes.. dont you just love copy and paste? :)
The new English language
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-Year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when
the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the language is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und
efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
visited the blog after long.. good work! this is GOOD!
m_i : riely komplikated nd difikult!!
imm : Thanks, welcome back !!
whadda shame...you are SO not going to be selected to feature on Pimp my Ride
*grins happily at thought of driving around in turquoise coloured VW Beetle convertible with custom chromed hubcaps WIth karaoke*
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