Why does no one want my special sauce surprise?

I'm thinking about becoming a professional chef.

I made this meal sometime back. I called it "Everything that was in my kitchen at the time plus it could have used some mushrooms". I just threw a bunch of things that I thought would go well together in a pan and cooked it. It was good. The secret ingredient was love.

The other day I thought I would try to duplicate this recipe. Since I didn't write down any ingredients or quantities, I was going to have to wing it again. I added some mushrooms, some green peppers and a few more things that I found in my kitchen. This time around, it was more like a recipe than a bunch of ingredients thrown together. It was zingy and spicy, yet creamy and mild. I thought it finally deserved a proper name.

I decided to call it "Glenn's creamy special sauce chicken pasta surprise". I brought it in my lunch today and told the guys about it. I offered them some. Everyone agreed that no one is going to want to eat a meal with the words "Glenn's", "Creamy" and "Special Sauce" in the title. Infact, it was also agreed that "gastrointestinal Casserole" is a more appealing name. My friends are nice!

No one would eat it. They didn't even find out what the surprise was.