SNEEZING

My friend Jacque’s down with flu and cold. She’s been sitting a few feet from me and sneezing her life away. I couldn’t help but do some research on the kinda sneezes people sneeze.

The simple quiet sneeze, Achoo!
The louder sneeze, AAAAAAAAAAACCCCHHOOOO!
The continuous sneeze, Achoo, achoo, achoo, achoo, etc.
The apologetic sneeze, ACHOO! Sorry!
The personally excused sneeze, Achoo! Excuse me
The excused by others sneeze, Achoo! Your excused or Gesundheit!
The denial sneeze. You feel it coming. Your eyes water. Your sinuses constrict. You start to squint and open your mouth. And then what? Some jerk says "Bless you" before it even happens and You feel like you just swallowed a grenade.

There have been studies that say you lose about 300 brain cells per sneeze. 300 is quite a scary amount. Which brain cells ??? ones that store useful information, Or ones that store useless information? How do you know what you lost, you’re too busy sneezing. I’d prefer to designate which brain cells I lose from now on. My girlfriend always complained how i forgot the date of the day we first met and the time at which i proposed.. see that explains a lot of things. It all got lost in the sneeze !!

hehe and Jacques been sneezing all day. The poor thing must be real short of brain cells after now !!

God Bless ya Jacqueline.. !!

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