November 05, 2006

THIS ONES FOR THE GUYS

Why don't women pick the right guys? Or even more to the point - why do women pick all the wrong guys?

To me all women fall for 3 things, because I know what they want. atleast most of the women today chose guys with the 3 things that I have outlined below. So..

1. BE DANGEROUS – women love danger. So be dangerous and beat your girls routinely.

2. BE DESIRABLE – women love it when men are wanted by other women. The only way to show that you're wanted by another women, is to have sex with other women, If you're caught cheating on the woman that you are “with”, first deny it, then admit to it and then make up an excuse about it not being your fault and how the other women took advantage of you. Once she's taken you back, the sex will be 10x better.

3. BE A JERK – women love men that are jerks. So be a jerk, be a really great one: never hold the door for her, rarely compliment her, rarely tell her that you love her and never ever call her back until she has called you at least 3-times. If you do accidentally compliment her, don’t panic; take it back by picking at one of her flaws until she cries.

Im not as sarcastic as i thought i could be.

9 comments:

Parul said...

Those are some conceptions gone horribly wrong! Misconception seems too mild a word here!

Again i have to say..dats only part of the story...!
Applicable to only a fraction of the Cats u were talking abt previously...

glenn said...

The only reason i posted this, was because so many women i know are blindly going out with the kind of guys i just mentioned.

Its sad to see a nice girl get treated so bad. Then just cos they made wrong choices, they think all the guys on the planet are bad.Its amazing to read some of the stuff people say about guys, especially on blogger.

This post isnt about sensible women and parul its surely got nothing to do with you.

fedes said...

lovely sarcasm baba.
and ya, there are too many girls going out with guys like that-i'm smarter, i just don't!

Tom~The~Alley~Cat said...

I have seen that happen way too much where i live. All i can do is shake my head and keep walking.

irremisible_imposter said...

i know a girl who is 5'1 n quite pretty n has fallen for a shit looking guy who is 5'2.the girl's way 2 smart for that poor chap.

once i had asked her what prompted her to go out wid dis guy coz she had,naturally,better proposals.n one of them from my room-mate whoz 6'1 n fairly good-looking.

all she told me was like this was the first time a guy was paying her so much attention which included ahem..ahem..opening the door of the classroom everytime they had a class.yuck!!

dat is what my room-mate never did.infact he can never do "such" stuff!

but again dat's only part of the story.u have 'different' galz as well.

KD13 said...

The scary thing is you've hit the nail on the head.

I hate agreeing with you.

Next, post about how nice guys are. The I can back to criticising your opinions :)

KD13 said...

oh yeah, before i start getting hate mail, there are quite a few girls who are exceptions. I wasn't saying all girls are like that.

:)

glenn said...

fedes : hehe.'baba'???

ella : I have to agree. but there's an equal amount of not so nice women around.

TomCat: I wish i could do that too. but they're friends, cant just keep walking.

i_i : Im glad there are !!

Karen : you can never not agree with me. I never said all the girls are like that either.

Tania Fernandes said...

You're a woman's man. You think for them, you feel for them, you genuinely like them. You write for women, even when you address it to the guys.
And how do I know all this?
I'm a hand-writing expert.
:D