October 31, 2006

I WANT TO BE A GANGSTER

Throughout my entire life no one has ever felt threatened by me. I have always tried hard to be a little more thug, a little more gangsta. But in truth I cant even sip hot coffee without burning my tongue. I burn my mouth atleast twice a week. I make a total ass of myself.

Now I have a feeling I’m never get to the cusp of raising my gangsta status to greater heights.

7 comments:

KD13 said...

I think you're probably too mentally twisted to be a gangster.

:)

Most gangster types seem to be simple minded souls. They can't appreciate the beauty of irony and the delights of sarcasm.

How could you even think of denying yourself that pleasure!!!

fedes said...

i know what you mean. when i was a kid the guys used to get scared of me- and that was how i got respect! now though, because many of them are taller than me, they aren't scared anymore, and all i get are these very confused looks. that ain't gangsta either! :P

glenn said...

ella : hehe, okey kid i won't. :)

karen: Thanks for being nice to me!

fedes: LOL. you took pride scaring kids? I had a classmate in junior KG she'd always terrorised me. steal my biscuits, drink my tang. Today things are the opposite. I've taken my revenge ten-fold. Now im a little more thug and much better gangsta.

KD13 said...

You're TAGGED. Come here and check it out.

Parul said...

hot coffee and tea r such a pain! i end up burning my tongue all the time...
and as for the gangsta thingy...keep dreaming...u r not getting remotely close to dat in this lifetime atleast... :P

Unknown said...

ha glenn u a gangster???

now tats sumthin i cud & cannot ever associate u with!

glenn said...

Karen : wanna play tagged ?? How about we play... ..catch catch ..or hide & seek ! you really think i'll do the tagged thing, don't you ?

Parul : you just won't believe me?

jolene: cmon !!! agrrr!!