J-ZEE

Theres always some screaming going on in my neighbourhood. The top two regulars are listed below in no particular order.

There is this baby that lives I should think 3 buildings away and is always crying almost non-stop. There is also this lady next door who yells at her cat nonstop.

Here was the conversation from yesterday:

‘J’zee’ usually sits just outside my apartment by the fire escape. I always called that cat Daisy, sounded so much nicer. I know Jay-z maybe a nice guy, but he’s not nice enough to be named after that cat.

She starts off calm. " J’zee! J’ZEE !! J’ZEE !!! J’ Z E E !!!!" It turns quite angry. She's nuts. And she acts like this cat can talk back to her.

Lady: J’zee! What are you doing?

J’zee: (Just sits there quietly and looks back at the Lady.)

Lady: J’ZEE! J’ZEE! You are driving me nuts!

J’zee: (silence)

Lady: What are you doing J’ZEE ? ? COME HERE J’ Z E E ! ! !

J’zee: (Does nothing except raises an eyebrow)

Me: (Uncontrollable laughter)

Lady: Oh, Jeez! Come on! Dinners ready. J’zee! J’ZEE !! J’ZEE !!! J’ Z E E !!!!

J’zee : (turns his head and goes back to sleep).